I most certainly did not hope to have a cabin to ourselves this weekend instead of sharing it. If I were speaking in retrospect, I might say I'm so glad we didn't, it was fantastic fun, you know, if that had happened.
While at said cabin, I did not eat s'mores for dinner. That would not be healthy or balanced at all.
I definitely didn't forgo a shower for the majority of time while at the cabin either. That would be disgusting.
I would never contemplate keeping my mouth shut about receiving THREE paper trimmers when I only ordered and paid for ONE. That's just bad karma.
And finally, I would never, not ever, pester my husband from a sound sleep for um, procreational purposes. Nope.